Sorry underage friends, your “Old Ironsides” don’t seem to be scanning anymore
Dear College Students, It seems most of your time well-spent at “Little Waldorf Saloon” has come to an end. I will say it is going …
Posts in category Satire
So…about those stimulus checks
Everyone’s favorite American president is Millard Fillmore. After all, who could forget our nation’s 13th president, famous for his groundbreaking legislation and leadership accomplishments (that …
Quicktakes: The Presidential Election
QuickTakes is a monthly column where Opinion Editor Vincent Rendon connects a hamster wheel to his brain via USB cord and writes about five topics …
Stop making us go on camera
“… What do you guys think?” asks the professor, staring at the rows of virtual students on screen. A thousand empty eyes stare back, black …
Is it time to unionize people who vape?
What would our society look like if we ceased to have electricity? Would I need to boil water for my coffee over an open fire, …